THIS IS AMAZING.
I was just about to write some long-winded sob-story about how I’ve been too busy to blog. Then I stumbled across the ridiculously accurate Lazy Bloggers Post Generator, and decided to let it do all the work for me. Here’s what it came up with:
OMFG! I just climbed out from under my rock and realised I have not updated this since Hawke was Prime Minister… You would not believe how good I look after all the plastic surgery. Jealous much? Don’t be, it was very painful..
I am absolutely consumed with responding to fanmail, being distracted by the shiny, just generally being asleep, dreaming and chancing to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from lunchtime til I run out of alcohol. I am not complaining though. maybe tomorrow.
I won’t promise anything to you but I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Seriously! Assuming I don’t get distracted by counting my chest hairs.
But seriously, I’ll try harder. Promise.
Ha! It’s seems we are on the same wavelength my dear Cheech…I have more unpublished drafts on my blog then shoes in my closet. I will be needed to see said chest hairs btw ;] I like the tag too…
hahaha!
^ (from the lazy comment generator)